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"He eats ring-food. I do not."

Klaymen's cousin Willie sends Klaymen mail which arrives under the nursery. Letters give hints about what to do in the game, but if a hint is unavailable

(when you take another message without progressing enough after the previous one), Willie sends random messages. Some messages are references to the bible such as, Dear Klaymen, Hang me from a tree by my hoop so I can play "Absalom". Willie. Others make fun of mass messaging, for example, Klayyyyy, Send this letter to three friends or you will fall ill. Willie Dewan.

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All letters[]

Hints[]


Dear Klaymen,

Please feed my pet flytrap. He eats ring-food. I do not.

Love Willie


My pal Klaymen

Have you seen my cool music box? Be careful when you play.

Sincerely Willie


Greetings Klay,

I mixed up the boom-sticks. Will you help unmix them?

Friends Willie


Klaymen-Haymen

Blow up the Weasel and we can feast for days!

Buddies, Willie


Hi Klay,

Me again. Make an "H" for Hoborg.

Willie Trombone


Klaaaaymen,

You may use my beaker to drink from the skull. I am a hoop-head.

Willie


Dear Klaymen

Pass thru the spikes to press the fog-horn button.

Love Willie


Greetings Klaymen

You may drink from my secret fountain by the unsecret tree.

Pals, Willie


Klay-Klay-Bo-Bay

Spitting is fun. It is fun to spit and change the notes.

Brother Willie


Klayguy

Make the foghorn noise next to "Frenchie". He is my pet.

William


Klaaaaamen,

Thank you for killing Weasel. Now I CAN Drive in circles.

Willie Trombone


Dear Klaymen,

Three locks must unlock. Call yourself a chicken-pock.

Brother Willie


Dear Klay

I like shooting cannons. I still like shooting cannons.

W.T.


Klaymen,

I think you broked the lake! I will not tell.

William


Klaymen,

The fifth ring turns on the radio.

Willie


Klay! Klay!

I am playing my favorite song on the lake walls!

Friends, Willie


Klaymen,

Doors are fast. We are faster.

Willie T.


Klay guy

Lure Bil away with his blue bear.

Willie Trombone


Hiiiiii,

Sometimes, we see more when there is no light.

Willie


Greetings Klay,

What goes Boom! must go up.

Mr. Trombone


Hi friend,

Someone needs to knock some sense into that Bil.

Willieeeee

Other[]

Mailmsgs

Willie writing a message.

Klaymen,

You may have already won two bricks of klay!!!

Willie


Klaymen,

How do you spell Hoborg?

Love, Willie


Klayyyyy,

Send this letter to three friends or you will fall ill.

Willie Dewan


Dear Klaymen,

You read too much.

Willie


Klay friend,

You read too darn much.

Willie


Dear Klay,

At first, this was fun, but now you're being a baby.

From Willie


Hello,

Still no mail!

From Willie


Greetings again,

If you throw this away, I'll think less of you.

Willie


K. Hi chum!

My head has a whole in it.

W.


Dear Klaymen,

Hang me from a tree by my hoop so I can play "Absalom".

Willie

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